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| crazy, cutting edge music, reggae, evil thatcher, atmospherelyrics, phpnuke, chicks, album (music), open source, | Expert level skills at the 50 cent "Grab a Toy" machine near front entrance. The fujifilm bitch always gets her toy like Roy. Cold, calculating stare behind thick frames. Always will try to get free milk refill. Do not, fujifilm repeat, do not, give it to her. fujifilm Milk is not soda. Repeat: Milk is not a refill item. Milk Lady knows this, but Milk Lady is ruthless. She will attempt to play you. Beware. 2. The King - Caucasian Male. Approx 5'8". Gold-frame sunglasses. Gold chains. Exposed chest hair. Large rings, including pinkie ring. Wears cape and carries cane. That is not a misprint. Dresses like Mother Fucking Elvis Presley to Eat At El Chico's Mother Fucking Restaurant. |
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| "Oh, that's funny. That's very...funny." "Yes. I have album (music) been all over. The album (music) North Pole. The South Pole. And that's the funniest thing I've heard." "Sure. Well, see you later." "Oh, yes, sir. We will do that." "All right, there." link :: Comments (2) :: November 18, 2004 TWO album (music) OF THE MOST FAMOUS EL CHICO REGULARS WHO DO NOT TIP SHIT AND ARE DULY LOATHED. by J.R. Cope 1. The Milk Lady - Caucasian Female. Approx. 5'4". Overweight. Glasses. Flat affect in voice. Wal-Mart shopper. Runs you ragged. Always orders Chocolate Milk for self, not her messy, cheese-throwing half-chimp off-spring who usually have Sprite, if it makes it to their mouths before it hits the table. Milk Lady hated venomously by entire waitstaff for her propensity to tip a dollar after endless bitching and her kids destroying table. Sometimes known to ask for the manager at the drop of a spoon. |
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