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the do' and don't a mulla fucka move!" Microzoft Registered User (1,762 posts) 01-24-03, 05:25 AM reply Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home.Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder programes his accomplishments and long life. One evening Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They began to chat and programes before they knew it several hours passed by. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" "What?" programes she asked and he replies "SEX!" Mildred exclaims "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if you had a gun to your head!" " I know, "Harold says "but it would be nice if a woman would hold it for awhile." " Well, I can oblige!" says Mildred who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward they agreed to meet secretly in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
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