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| brother, php nuke, cyberpunk, contributing faq, advertising, incestgrrl, atmosphere don't ever fucking question that letras, moviedatabase, astronomy, tshirthell.com, movies, assault, video, motherfuck, | I get on the phone. It's a conference call and I think maybe three people are on the phone and one's an download old friend of mine and she and I do most of the talking. But here's the salient part and it comes early:ME: "Oh my God I just have to say first and foremost that SNAKES ON A PLANE is the single greatest movie title of all time. I'm even using it download as a zen koan. You have to promise me if I download sign on to rewrite this you will NEVER change the title to something sort of generic and stupid like FLIGHT ONE-TWENTY WHO GIVES A FUCK."AWKWARD SILENCEME: "You're changing the title aren't you?"OLD FRIEND: Well, we were thinking, we need to make it a little scarier, a little more thriller-y, something not so camp..."ME: |
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| else do you need to know? How the snakes get on the plane, what the motherfuck snakes do once they're on the plane, who puts the snakes on motherfuck the plane, who is trying to get the snakes off the plane...This is not for you to ponder. There are snakes on motherfuck the plane. End of fucking story. In fact, during the two or three days that precedes my phone call with the studio, I become obsessed with the concept. Not as a movie. But as a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens" falls my new zen koan "Snakes on a Plane".WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."You get the picture. Now I'm not a big rewrite guy and I do not love the ambulance chasing quality to script doctoring...I have done less than many but more than some and it's been a while since I've been holier than thou about that part of the business.So |
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