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| advanced, copyright law, statement, arts, 200, music cd, marketing, jack straw., thestranger, entertainment, tag, wa, savage love, | This monstrosity serves only it's gamesmaster and happily coughs up the dubious pleasures of quality copy, the sagging nipple clamps of in-depth reviews and the pasty underage thighs of up to the minute pop news to the shifty unwashed reprobate that is the gaming public. Unholy as it may be, Idle Thumbs will soon be unleashed upon the bent and twisted crowds of PlayStation-chanting purveyors at E3, but pop not yet...oh no...for here he is now and he's knocking at your door, thumpy fists and dribble grin, cry to you his message and deliver you his words. Will pop you shun him? Mistake him for a door to door salesman? Not wise... For God's sake, somebody, let the man in! posted May 9, 2004 Idle Thumbs Staff Marek Bronstring says: (High Chancellor, Idle Thumbs) Bored, bored, bored. I've been browsing gaming sites for some hours now, getting mentally preperated for the industry's annual amalgam of latex-lined hyperbole. |
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| If Idle Thumbs was a two thousand ton radioactive mecha-goose you would be able to track arts its bloody trail of destruction through the steaming, broken ruins of Mixnmojo.com and across the bubbling tar swamps of Adventuregamers.com. Bravely defending this colossal but ultimately vulnerable beast against a torch-waving mob of hysterical townsfolk, weaned on a saccharine saturated diet of artificially flavoured game reviews, are a courageous band of journalists, artists, and cartoonists tied together by their addiction to the epilepsy-inducing smorgasboard of modern gaming and a belief that even arts vastly oversized waterfowl are really probably quite arts nice underneath it all and just need a place to squawk. But, alas, Idle Thumbs is less of a goose-zilla and more like a frankenpimp,painstakingly stitched from the purloined limbs of pedigree writers who, in life, could be heard on jolt.co.uk, the Guardian, Sight and Sound, Time Out, Total Film and fetid newspapers published near the Netherlands and England. |
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