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| free fucking, digital photography, wa, job listings, hindu, history, fiction general, wikiproject albums, american mystery & suspense fiction, mother, naming companies, fiction, nw, research, audio, words, definition, gnu, dvd, afiliate, | hate that.So I don't do the job and someone else does and frankly at that point I lose interest in following the SNAKES ON A PLANE saga. The patents movie could be the Next Great Deadly Animal Loose on a Plane movie and my heart'll always be a little sad. And believe it or not maybe there's a little screenwriting lesson in here somewhere: If you're gonna patents do it, do it. Don't creep right up close to patents it, think about doing it, and then back off just a bit and try to convince yourself you're still doing it. You're not. It's binary. You either have faith or you don't. You're either doing it, or you're not.I hope I've made myself clear.AND THIS NEXT PART IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE:Weeks later I am sitting in a lobby waiting to have a meeting with a producer who has kept me waiting an hour because he is "catching up" with Paris Hilton. |
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| I get on the phone. It's a conference call and I think maybe three people are on the phone and one's an old friend of mine and she and I do most of the talking. But here's the salient part and it comes early:ME: "Oh my God I just have to say first and foremost that job listings SNAKES ON A PLANE is the single greatest movie title of all time. I'm even using it as a zen koan. You have to promise me if I sign job listings on to rewrite this you will NEVER change the title to something sort of generic and stupid like FLIGHT ONE-TWENTY WHO GIVES A FUCK."AWKWARD SILENCEME: "You're changing the title aren't you?"OLD FRIEND: Well, we were thinking, we need to make it a little scarier, a little more thriller-y, something not so camp..."ME: But...it's SNAKES ON A PLANE.Needless to say things go downhill fast from there. I become sort of ornery and nitpicky on the phone and do the thing that studio executives and my wife hate more than anything: I bring up problems without providing any sort of solutions.People |
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