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it's kinda like Neeewww Schoool Vince Vaughn. Eric: [Eric and Ari are discussing film roles for Vince] Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic. Ari Gold: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she naming won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend. Eric: All right, I got it. So what if Cruise passes? Ari Gold: Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, naming and on down the list. Eric: Where is Vince on that list? Ari Gold: He ain't on the list. Eric: Well, how do we get him on the list? Ari Gold: You do "Aquaman," you stupid fuck! Ari Gold: [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] I'm ready to go here, all right? It's like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby! Ari Gold: All right, well when you talk to Dana, tell her I still have the pictures from Cancun.
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