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| confession, taikonauts, media, kevin connolly, armageddon, writing, gpl, mom son sex, drum & bass, links, bozell, stars, surveillance, moviedatabase, 22, | The Italian says - "When I've a finished makina da love with my girlfriend I pulp fiction go down and gently tickle the pulp fiction back of her knees, she floatsa da 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy" The Frenchman replies - "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with my girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah pulp fiction lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats ze 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy". The Aussie says - "That's nothing, when I've finished shaggin my Sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my cock clean on the curtains. She hits the f...ing roof !!!" Microzoft Registered User (1,757 posts) 01-23-03, 01:08 PM reply A man was found murdered in his home over the weekend. |
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