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Is Gibby Gilligan A Man?? Click here for story Mr. X Regains Control of UP Pittsburgh, PA. The exiled former editor of Unpublished events Proceedings, a man known only as Mr. X, has pulled a successful coup enabling him to again regain administrative control of events the ezine. “Look at what that mother fucker has done over the last 18 months,” yelled Mr. X (referring to network President and UP interim editor Dan Sroka). “He hasn’t done a damn thing for Unpublished Proceedings... not one fucking volume of the rag has been produced in his tenure here! All he’s done is events write 80 bullshit stories for that other damn rag and sit around wasting time watching re-runs of The Simpsons and drinking all day. So I took control and, right away- you get brand new content! And, you know what? I’m not only going to take over Unpublished Proceedings, but I’m planning on taking over his entire humor network,” stated Mr. X. Unpublished Proceedings reporter Alena Ivanovna concurs with Mr.
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