free porn, director, christian, audio, incesttaboo, history, world'stallest woman, slashdot, privacy, freshnews, college and university, brand positioning, mom and son, mom, ecommerce, songs, geeknews, free mom and son sex, backstreet boys, hertz, invented names, bloody mother fucking asshole [ep] [pa] * reviews, pat metheny, dave eggers,
|
my plans were foiled by all the shots of vodka and jager in the process of trying to make her food. i burned tees the bacon, somehow managed to turn the hashbrowns grey (durp?), and just made a horrific mess of the kitchen that would take me three hours tees to clean up on saturday. at least the tees potato pancakes turned out but i think that's because deal took over. she even let me play "paper dolls" w/ her and take pictures. she's my favourite paper doll b/c she lets me do anything i want to her. i think a lot of people ended up coming over all through out the night...i know tony (see entry below) came over. and some friends of delia's (that were super hot) showed up...and the normal cast of characters was in attendance as well...i'll go ahead and publicly apologize to all that i was supposed to call that night b/c i couldn't make contact with the phone past 8pm. what a hot mess. a fun hot mess, though. i'm not comfortable admitting the rest...so that's all you get for free.
|