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| online store, job, megarad, notes, institution, media, christians, politics, films, micro, mp3 music, conservative, alternative papers, sites, academic, atmospherelyrics, music, shop for bloody mother fucking asshole [ep] [pa] *, atmosphere music song lyrics, son, movies, | Wish this were just joke for list, but this is real. I repeat, THIS GUY ACTUALLY EXISTS IN 3-D FLESH AND BONE. HE DRESSES postings LIKE ELVIS, BUT IS NO WHERE NEAR AS LIKABLE; IT IS ALSO WIDELY DOUBTED THAT HE ACTS, SINGS OR WOOS WOMEN. Always asks to talk to the manager by name to critique waiter, food, and service. Talks about Vegas and California a lot, using the phrases, "Man" and "Oh, Yeah, Man". When he leaves, he always asks to leave postings through the back. No kidding. Even if it is locked or barricaded by booster chairs. Hated postings so much by waitstaff, no one even says that he has left the building, much less announces it. |
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| Cold, calculating stare behind thick frames. Always will try to get free milk refill. Do not, repeat, do not, give it to her. Milk is not soda. Repeat: Milk is not a refill item. Milk Lady knows this, but Milk Lady is ruthless. She will attempt to play movies you. Beware. 2. The King - Caucasian Male. Approx 5'8". Gold-frame sunglasses. Gold chains. Exposed chest hair. Large rings, including pinkie ring. Wears cape and carries cane. That is movies not movies a misprint. Dresses like Mother Fucking Elvis Presley to Eat At El Chico's Mother Fucking Restaurant. Usually brings his "Mama" in tow, along with a late-teens silent dweeb, possibly his son or little brother. Will comment on your service all night, along with his "Mama" chiming in in her trashy North Texas accent, about what you did wrong, what you did right. The King is known to say things such as "Jes Sloooow it down, Brother," in authentic Elvis-speak. |
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