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| motherson incest, independent artists, publishing, evocative names, job, incestrape stories, brent bozell, adidas, thegood guys, folk music, music magazine, contemporary singer/songwriter, desktop, crimes against, and, folk, imc, gnu, naming tools, talk:bloodymother fucking asshole, comedies & family ent., dork, bozell, concert, | Usually brings his "Mama" in tow, pictures along with a late-teens silent dweeb, possibly his son or little brother. Will comment on your service all night, along with his "Mama" chiming in pictures in her trashy North Texas accent, about what you did wrong, what pictures you did right. The King is known to say things such as "Jes Sloooow it down, Brother," in authentic Elvis-speak. Wish this were just joke for list, but this is real. I repeat, THIS GUY ACTUALLY EXISTS IN 3-D FLESH AND BONE. HE DRESSES LIKE ELVIS, BUT IS NO WHERE NEAR AS LIKABLE; IT IS ALSO WIDELY DOUBTED THAT HE ACTS, SINGS OR WOOS WOMEN. Always asks to talk to the manager by name to critique waiter, food, and service. Talks about Vegas and California a lot, using the phrases, "Man" and "Oh, Yeah, Man". |
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| Milk Lady hated venomously by entire waitstaff for her propensity to tip a dollar after endless bitching and her kids destroying table. gnu Sometimes known to ask for the manager at the drop of a spoon. Expert level gnu skills at the 50 cent "Grab a Toy" machine near front entrance. The bitch always gets her toy like Roy. Cold, calculating stare behind thick frames. Always will try to get free milk refill. Do not, repeat, do not, give it to her. Milk is not soda. Repeat: Milk is not a refill item. Milk Lady knows this, but Milk Lady is ruthless. She will attempt to play you. Beware. 2. The King - Caucasian Male. Approx 5'8". Gold-frame sunglasses. Gold chains. Exposed chest hair. Large rings, including pinkie ring. Wears cape and carries cane. That is not a misprint. Dresses like Mother Fucking Elvis Presley to Eat At El Chico's Mother Fucking Restaurant. |
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