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| motherfuck, perfect name, wordssong lyrics the game black wall street charge it to the game (2005), fucking milf, tenure, make money, easy, real estate, gawker, laser, weird, columns, discussion, network news, ftaa, programming, | doing a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE.Why do I care? Because I love SNAKES ON A PLANE. Love it. It makes me competitive name analysis giggle like the fat, lazy schoolgirl I am. Here's competitive name analysis why:Some months ago my agent called me (we'll call him...Agent). Agent says: "New Line's got a project they want you to look at. They're making the movie. They love it. It needs a little work."Now when a studio tells competitive name analysis you something needs "a little work" what that really means is "maybe it needs a little work, maybe it needs a lotta work, maybe you should tell us how much work it needs...but we want to make this movie so let's all just agree that no matter how much work it is, we'll call it 'a little work'".I ask Agent the name of the project, what it's about, etc. He says: Snakes on a Plane. Holy shit, I'm thinking. |
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| I'm working on it. Okay, I'm not working on it. If I had been working on it you wouldn't be reading programming this programming instead. Whatever. I'll get to programming it. It's not like I don't know what happens. But like I said before...I've got limited good material and I need to stretch it out. So I'm reading the internet the other day as we webmasters are wont to do and I come across the news that I've been praying about for months: the film formerly known as SNAKES ON A PLANE and then recently known as PACIFIC AIR ONE-TWENTY WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK has been returned to its glory and is being renamed SNAKES ON A PLANE!I think. You can read the article yourself. Now nowhere does the studio actually say they're changing the title. But Sam Jackson's pretty sure he's doing a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE. And if Sam Jackson thinks he's doing a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE...you're |
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