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90% of the bullshit marketing I see enacted on TV is some combination of inane, thoughtless, closed-minded, bland, horseshit. What the hell has happened to originality? Did it ever exist? I would like to think blogs it didn't because its demise would be unjustifiable, but the lack of its existence could blogs be written off as poor choices by old white ignorant fat fuck ups. In one night, stoned, by myself, I could come up with a profoundly more interesting and attention-grabbing marketing campaign for virtually any company that uses television commercials. I need the name of the product, its function, blogs its history, the target demographic, some paper, and a goddamn pencil. I guaran-fucking-tee it. Let me bring in a few of my friends with a case of beer, and I assure that we'll win the Commercial Campaign of the Year award, if it even exists. I would assume it exists, but if it doesn't, maybe that would be a good place to start.
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