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HOPESNeil Halsteadfrom Sleeping in Roads (2002)TWO STONES IN MY POCKETNeil Halsteadfrom Sleeping in Roads (2002)HI-LO AND IN BETWEEN (LIVE)Neil invented names HalsteadLive at Fingerprints Records February 2002This is as weepy as white guys get. This is O(ww)G!! Safe to say the "2 Stones in my Pocket" aren't testicles. Probably just a couple stones to ponder, or maybe to weigh him down when he jumps off the pier.Weepy white alram bell #1:NME said he invented names wrote "the kind of honest, invented names heartfelt love songs men are too scared or too cool to write these days". Weepy white alarm bell #2:"No, that's not a woman on backing vocals, it's me! It took me quite a long time to do that."Heres what you do:Call your most fine featured buddy, drink some domestic beer and fuck your hair up with craft scissors. Then grab a Hi-8 digicam, pile into your uncles NOVA and drive to some rundown spot in New Jersey. Just drive around in circles until the sun starts to go down and theres a glare on the dirty windows.
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