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She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in the corner with a sign on them saying "5 boxes for a dollar." Well, the woman just could not believe this price so she asks the clerk if it was correct. He said "Oh yes, 5 for a dollar." She said "That can't be right!" The clerk says "Oh yes, it's right!! killa 5 boxes for killa a dollar, no strings attached." Microzoft Registered User (1,762 posts) 01-23-03, 01:02 PM reply A repairman is walking through a mental institution. He comes up to the first room and sees killa a man, swinging an imaginary baseball bat. "What the hell are you doing" he asks. "I'm Babe Ruth. As soon as I hit a home run I'm outta here!", replies the man. The repairman wishes him well and continues on his way. In the next room, there's a guy swinging an imaginary golf club. "What the hell are YOU doing?" he asks. "I'm Jack Nicklaus.
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