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When middle management are together, they talk about tennis. Top management discusses golf. Conclusion: The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls. A bloke walks into the newsagent and and says "can I have the paper and please?" The fellow behind the counter replies "Sure, you want todays or tomorrows" The bloke said "Ummm, I'll have tomorrows then thanks" The fellow replies "Well come back in the bloody morning." Walked past a man with one arm the other day and I said "Where are and you going?" "I'm going to change a light bulb", he replied. "Will you be able to manage that?" I asked. "Yeh, no problem, I've got the receipt! Microzoft Registered User (1,762 posts) 01-24-03, 03:24 AM reply Doctors always think on money first! A woman I work with is dating a doctor. She is also a grandmother. One morning she was over at the doc's house when her daughter-in-law called, sort of frantic. It seems that her grandson had swallowed a penny. The daughter-in-law wanted her to ask the doctor if she should bring the boy in to be seen.
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