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Make marketing a freelance profession instead of have 3 million dollars of salary earmarked for the brain-dead assholes in a marketing department that sit in their cubicles jerking off to Internet porn until the clock strikes 5. If marketing was freelance, companies would be approached with creative t shirt ideas instead of listening to the same assholes spew out just enough crap to keep their jobs. Example: Marketing t shirt Analyst: "Oh noes, our competitor came out with a razor with 3 blades and a grip that the hip youngins think is t shirt "cool"."
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