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| drum'n'bass, death metal, wordssong lyrics ja rule i'll f___ u girl (skit) unknown, thegood guys, movie, daemian, purchase, your daddy's fucking dead, jack owens, columns, evil thatcher, t shirt, programes, business, california music promotion, patriot act, television, shopping, humor, taxes, djs, digitalrights, phpnuke, | What advertisements braindead schmuck even suggested this campaign? advertisements More importantly, who the hell decided to fund it? I don't want to know for any reason other than I would push a shopping cart full of retarded toddlers off a fucking cliff for a job where I could get paid out my ass to suggest random superstars and then use the same exact fucking campaign as our biggest competitor. Hell, I can do that job in my underwear, from my computer at home, while telling people to suck a fat one on Ubersite. I don't know a single damn person who doesn't see this "campaign" and say, "Didn't Nike do that with King James?" Yes, yes they certainly did. Is it somehow better because there's 5 now instead of just a measly insignificant 4? Or maybe it's just better because it's XTREME!!! FUCK YOU, ADIDAS! User Reviews Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-14 17:05:26 (#) Ranking: 1 "new and improved" is always a nice phrase to see stamped on something, also, because how can it be improved if it is new? |
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| XTREME batteries! XTREME Colostomy bags! Enough of this shit. It's not edgy, you fucktards. It sucks. It was edgy one goddamn programes time, 10 goddamn years ago. BLERRRAAAAGGGHHHH! *breathes* Okay, let's finally talk about programes what fueled this rage. Virtually everyone has seen the new Nike campaign featuring "The Lebrons." It depicts 4 different characters, all played by Lebron James, who represent the different psychological sides of the current superstar (and eventual legend). In all honesty, it's a clever campaign. It's not mind-blowing, but it's so much exceptionally better than programes the rest of the shit on TV that it comes off as funny, unique, and pretty cool. What did Adidas do after seeing this? They went out, hired Kevin Garnett, and used the SAME EXACT FUCKING IDEA, except there's 5 KGs. Are you fucking kidding me? You're a multi-billion dollar company. All Day I Dream About Sports, huh? Maybe, just maybe, all day someone should be dreaming about MARKETING or if you want to keep closer to the original acronym, maybe someone should dream all day about $, the MOTHERFUCKING DOLLAR! |
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