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In all honesty, it's a clever campaign. It's not mind-blowing, but it's so much exceptionally better than the rest of the shit on TV chill out that it comes off as funny, unique, and pretty cool. What did Adidas do after seeing this? They went out, hired Kevin Garnett, and used the SAME EXACT FUCKING IDEA, chill out except there's 5 KGs. Are you fucking kidding me? You're a multi-billion dollar company. All Day I Dream About Sports, huh? Maybe, just maybe, all day someone should be dreaming about MARKETING or if you want to keep chill out closer to the original acronym, maybe someone should dream all day about $, the MOTHERFUCKING DOLLAR! What braindead schmuck even suggested this campaign?
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