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| astronomy, space, killa, punk, electronica, air force, web site, private college, sister, timothy mcsweeney's, news, music promotion, branding, mp3 download, higher education, music downloads, incestgrrl, bestincest stories post, technologies, megarad, unsigned artists, | (There is no story there. That's all I know.) Sitting next to me is a special academic effects team who's working on one of the producer's other movies. They have been waiting almost two hours and I have been bumped in line ahead of them. I feel bad about this and give them a sheepish smile and shrug. One of them says: "Whattya gonna do?" The other one shakes her head and says "Snakes on a Plane..."I fall off my chair. posted by josh friedman at 4:36 PM 111 Comments: Luben said... academic Hilarious... academic I can totally see how the snakes eventually take care of all the qualified people who know how to land the plane, with the exception, of course, of our hero, who is in a terrible need of redeeming himself that very day... |
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| hate that.So I don't do the job killa and someone else does killa and frankly at that point I lose interest in following the SNAKES ON A PLANE saga. The movie could be the Next Great Deadly Animal Loose on a Plane movie and my heart'll always be a little sad. And believe it or not maybe there's a little screenwriting lesson in here somewhere: If you're gonna do it, do it. Don't creep right up close to it, think about doing it, and then back killa off just a bit and try to convince yourself you're still doing it. You're not. It's binary. You either have faith or you don't. You're either doing it, or you're not.I hope I've made myself clear.AND THIS NEXT PART IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE:Weeks later I am sitting in a lobby waiting to have a meeting with a producer who has kept me waiting an hour because he is "catching up" with Paris Hilton. |
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