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Found in personal ads, LJ icons etc. The most overt symptom of those afflicted with internet disease. Men can also use the fat girl angle shot in order to turn into an E-donis. This technique is foreign also occasionally referred to as the "livejournal head tilt". [edit]Technique A textbook-quality case (NSFW) of foreign the Fat Girl Angle Shot. If you are fat and need to take a good-looking foreign picture of yourself, basic camwhore rules apply: you have to use high contrast, wear makeup, etc. However, you also have to take special precautions to hide your fat. Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin. If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the boobs, because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat! Note: some say that if you have never posted a full body shot on the Internet, then you must be a fatty.
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