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The answer to that question is, of course, “no.” But I’m going to ask it anyway. If you could bring only george sanger one bike to a desert island, what would it be? First, the Island If I’m going to a desert island, I get to stipulate the island’s terrain. So I pick an island that is mountainous. It is forested on the south side, while it is george sanger truly desert-like on the north side, with lots of sandstone. Deer and goats live on this island, and they have been george sanger busy for centuries walking the same routes. Insta-trails! Also, for some reason, the goats like to frequently walk the perimeter of the island, which is much less technical and rolls pleasantly. The daily high temperature is 68. The daily low is 62. It rains for half an hour each day, enough to keep the trails from getting dusty. Now, the Bike There’s no bike shop on the desert island — for some reason, while it is the absolutely most perfect place in the world to bike, nobody rides there — so I want a bike that is super-reliable. |
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